Diary of a wimpy kid | A Novel in cartoons

Let me get something straight : this is a JOURNAL , not da diary. This was Moms 's idea. not mine. But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feeling" in here or whatever , she's crazy.

The only reasons I agreed to do this at all is because I Figure later on when I'm Rich and famous , this book is gonna come in handy.

But for now I'm

stuck in middle 

school with a

bunch of morons.

today is the first day of school , so i figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.

Just don't expect me to be all "Dear Dairy " this and "Dear Dairy" That.